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Huh? Huh?

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Oh, mate.

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Stand still.

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Just keep still a minute.

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Hey, what the hell do you think you're
doing?

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Trying to catch that dinner.

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Well, that's not very nice.

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And you're satisfied with the eggs?

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I am not satisfied with the eggs. I've
had so many eggs, I'm beginning to fancy

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the rooster.

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That's no reason to kill our livestock.
Yes, it is, mate. It's roast chicken for

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dinner tonight. Come here. Now, you can
pack that in.

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She's a productive unit, but she's more
than you are. She's broody. Well, of

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course she's broody.

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Anybody be broody chasing around with an
axe.

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Come on, we've got other things to do.

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Like what?

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We're going down to the village green
this morning to get a bit of practice

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And what are we going to practice on at
village green?

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Golf.

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Cricket.

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Cricket? Yeah.

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It's the annual match between the
Vickers 11 and the Squires Select. They

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too short, so I called a bit of a wee
turnout.

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Sorry, mate. You've had me. I can't play
cricket. Oh, come on, Sid. It'll be a

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bit of fun. I mean, they're all
amateurs. I mean, they're all getting on

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I've told you before, I can't play
cricket. Well, Mr. Davidoff, everybody

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play cricket.

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What about when you were at school? What
did you do then?

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Played truant.

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Didn't you play any games?

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Well, yeah. We had a pontoon school. We
owned a bicycle shed.

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It's very athletic, isn't it? I know we
used to play who's got the biggest.

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And?

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Who's got the biggest?

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Biggest what?

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Utah.

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I was champ three years running.

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I take it you don't want to be with the
biggest 11?

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Definitely not. Right.

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I'll just tell the vicar there's one
less for the booze -up.

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Booze -up?

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Yeah, booze -up after.

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It's tradition. You see, we all go back
to the squire's place and get roaring

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drunk.

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You know why? Yeah.

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Oh, it goes on all night, so they
reckon. They'll be drinking, dancing and

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That? Yeah.

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Quite a lot of that.

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Birds as well, eh?

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Cream of the village made in Sydney.

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Is this the squire's select?

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Yes, it is. All amateurs, you say? Yeah,
play once a year.

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Getting on a bit as well?

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Doddering, I shouldn't wonder.

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Yeah, well, I think we ought to join in
the village activities, don't you?

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Show them our city fellows are as good
as they are. Yeah, you're with us, then.

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Well, I mean, be a bit of a giggle,
won't it? There's nothing to it, is

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knocking a ball about?

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Well, there's a certain amount of skill
involved. Ah, nonsense. It's a matter of

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keeping your eye on the ball.

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I thought I should have never played
cricket. Well, I've seen it on the

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Go on, chuck us up a... Chuck us up a
king, Edward. Go on. All right, then.

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You ready?

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Yes. Right, right. Here we go. Right,
left, right, left.

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Well, at least we have a lovely day for
the match. Yes, glad you're able to make

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up the eleven. You think we stand a
chance? Between you and me, sir, it'll

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miracle if we reach double figures.
Well, I reckon that's your department.

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Miracles, eh, Vicar?

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Well, I did think of praying for rain.

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At least we might claim a draw.

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How's the pitch?

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Usual length, Vicar, 22 yards.

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Yes, well, I think I'll go and put the
stumps in.

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Morning. Morning.

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Morning, Victor.

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Good morning. Mr Evans, you're early. He
knows Tartle, too.

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I thought I'd come round and get a bit
of practice in, you know. Oh, I'm glad

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see you're so keen.

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Where's your colleague?

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Sid? Oh, he's put in the car away. I am
very forward to meeting him.

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By the way, I haven't seen you at
church.

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Are you Anglican persuasion? No, I'm a
primitive Methodist.

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Well,

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none of us are perfect.

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You don't cater for us, then? Cater for
you? I never heard of you.

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Mostly establishment around here, is it?
Well, we do have one or two followers

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of Rome, but the majority of the parish
is Anglican, yes.

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We did have some sort of strange
evangelical sect some years ago, led by

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red -headed Scotsman. He claimed he was
a messiah from Motherwell.

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They used to hold the meetings in a tin
hut behind the British Legion, did a lot

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of singing and shouting hallelujah.

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This messiah chap, he used to practice
the laying on of hands.

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It was his downfall.

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How was that, Vicar?

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Well, he worked himself into a frenzy
one night and laid his hands on Major

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Crabtree's daughter.

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Eve has a lot to answer for, Vicar.

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The devil tempts us all.

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Your colleague, Mr Turner, is he a
churchgoer?

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Sid?

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Not to my knowledge, no.

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One of the last sheep strayed from the
fold. I wouldn't say strayed. I'd say he

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was evicted.

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Well, we'll have to see about dragging
him back inside, won't we?

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By the way, how are you off for gear?

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Oh, well, I haven't got any, I'm afraid.

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Well, you'll find all you need in there.
Oh, thanks. I'll go and sort something

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out. Yes, help yourself. Thank you,
Vicar.

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Good morning.

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Morning, Mush.

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I've come for a bit of a knockabout. You
on our side?

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Whose side is that?

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The Vicar's. I hope so.

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He's conned you into it as well, has he?

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Bible thumper?

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Holy Joe.

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That was very interesting.

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Mind you, I'm only in it for the booze
up after.

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The booze up after? And the birds.

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Birds?

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I wouldn't mind betting you I score more
tonight than I will this afternoon.

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I think I'd better introduce myself.

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Yeah, why not? I'm Sid Turner.

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I'm Reverend Harker.

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Reverend?

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The Holy Joe.

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Oh, well, I'm sorry, Your Reverence. I
didn't recognise you. You didn't have

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your... Collar on and a black suit, you
see. I don't usually wear them for

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cricket. No, no, that's true.

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So I think you ought to wear something
to show us you're a man of the clock.

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Perhaps an armband with Vicar tattooed
on it.

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I'll mention it to the Mother's Union.

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I take it you're not particularly
religious.

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No, I don't bother going to church much.
I suppose you could call me C of E.

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I sometimes wonder why we bother to send
missionaries abroad.

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Oh, you've met then? Yes.

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What do you think of our lost sheep,
Vicar?

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Well, I know the good Lord said there's
a spark of divinity in us all, but I'm

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beginning to wonder if there isn't an
exception.

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Bill, see you later. Don't forget, play
starts at two sharp.

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Ah, you made a big impression on the
vicar, didn't you? Well, I didn't

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go a bundle on him either.

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I thought they were supposed to be
overflowing with brotherly love and

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It's up to him to show me the light.

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Light? What you need, mate, is a
bleeding flamethrower.

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Go on, let's sort some of this out.

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You know, Sid...

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I feel sorry for you, I really do. Yeah?
Yeah, don't you worry what's going to

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happen to you when you snuff it.

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Not me, mate. I'm not going to snuff it.
What do you mean?

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I like it down here. I've made
arrangements to stay.

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You mean... You mean you're going in for
that deep freeze, lark?

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No, don't be stupid. I'm not turning
myself into a human fish finger.

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What are you going to do?

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I've donated my organs.

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Pardon?

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My organs, I've donated them.

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I'm a walking transplant bank.

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I've told them I can have a lot.

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Two eyes, two lungs, two kidneys, my
heart, my liver, anything else they can

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off.

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Is there anything else?

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There's over 80 % of me that's
transferable. When I go, there'll be

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thrashing about in at least a dozen
other people.

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Hope I don't get older one.

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They were delighted to get my offer.
There's a shortage of organs.

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I suppose everybody's as far -seeing as
you are, Sidney. That's possible.

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I reckon we ought to start up an
international organ club. Yeah? Who's

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be president? Sandy McPherson?

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You're going to laugh, mate. I'm telling
you, the time is coming.

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There'll be organs coming in from all
over the world. Yeah.

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When you sort of need a spare bit, all
you do is look off somewhere and buy

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Ah, Sid, you make it sound like a human
service station.

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That's it.

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Every 25 years, you can have a complete
new set.

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Now, look, Sid, and I'm serious now.

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If God intended us to swap our organs
about, he'd have made them with zips on.

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That'll come, mate. That'll come.

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Let's get a bit of practice in. Come on.
Right.

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Hey, I think you'd better wear this.

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What is it?

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It's a protector.

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Oh.

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Oh, I do. Part on the chin?

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Oh, it's not to protect your face.

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What's it for, then?

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Well, it's to... protect your
transplants.

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I thought it was the wicket I aimed at.

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Seb, I think you'd better wear one.

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No, I don't need it. Just give me a bat
and a ball, that's all. All right, then.

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One ball coming up.

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That's lethal.

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What do you think we're playing with,
then? Ping -pong balls?

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You mean to tell me those old geezers
are going to chuck it at me?

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Yeah.

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Them and Freddie Truman.

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Freddie Truman?

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Yeah.

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You mean Freddie Truman, Freddie Truman?

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Yeah. I forgot to tell you, he's an old
friend of the Squire's.

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Fiery Fred Truman?

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Yeah.

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Now will you wear a protector?

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It's not a protector I need, mate. It's
a bleeding brick wall.

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What were they coming down?

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I'll leg you in. Put the ball down.
Let's have another one.

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Make it an easy one this time.

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Underhand this time.

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Nice and slow.

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Can we have our ball back?

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You going to start any minute?

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All right, I'm coming.

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I'm ready.

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What for? That's the question.

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What's the matter?

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You can't go dressed up like that.

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I'm going to play for the biggest 11 of
the New York Yankees. I'm not taking any

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chances. They don't call him Fiery Fred
for nothing.

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Now, look, Sid, I'm not dressed up like
that. You didn't smash his window.

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He threatened me. You heard what he
said.

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Yeah, I know I was there.

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All he said was, he'll have your bales
off this afternoon.

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Yeah.

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Well, that's not the way I heard it.

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Ah, there you are, gentlemen.

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Good heavens, what are you supposed to
be? All right, all right, all right.

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We've had the one about the New York
Yankees. You're not turning up for my

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in that fancy dress. I am not batting
without proper protection.

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You're not batting at all. We are
fielding.

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Now hurry up and take these ridiculous
things off, please.

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Ah, come on, Sid. I mean, look, take it
off.

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Look, Freddie Truman isn't the kind of a
fellow who's going to bear you a

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grudge. No. Well, I'm... Hello.

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Hello. Hello. I didn't mention my name.
Hello, Mr. Truman. It's all right. You

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can call me Fred. Hello, Fred. You can
call me Mr. Truman.

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Hello, Mr. Truman.

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What's this, then? New York Yankees.

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Oh, that's very funny. That New York
Yankees.

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Very funny, yes.

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No hard feelings about the window?

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No hard feelings.

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Good. Here's the bill.

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Sid's a very big fan of yours, Fred. Is
that true?

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It's quite true. Always have been.

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Always have been a big fan of yours.
Yes. As a matter of fact, I reckon you

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carried that England team.

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Fifty times better you were than that
other fella, Statham.

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I wouldn't pay him any washes. Rubbish.
He was useless.

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Brian Statham was a very good friend of
mine.

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And a wonderful sportsman. Good old
Brian.

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You know your trouble, don't you? What's
that, Mr. Truman? You've got a big

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mouth. Have I?

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And if I was, you should keep it shut.

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Because when you're on the wicket this
afternoon, you might finish up with a

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ball right up the back of your gusset.

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Nice fella.

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Turner! Yes?

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Chuck me a ball out there, the good
chap. Yeah.

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I'm very sorry, Mr. Truman.

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Once is an accident.

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Twice, deliberate death wish.

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A little more square, Tom.

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pretty human, ain't he? I thought I'd
better turn out just to even things out.

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Mind you, this Sunday critic's a doddle
for me. You know, it's nothing like

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lords.

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I never forget my first century at
lords, you know that?

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Sid, the skipper said to me, we're
opening.

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Right, Colin, I said.

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Don't worry about me, son. You keep your
end up.

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Gentlemen versus players, it was.

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I was one of the players.

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You can see I'm no gentleman, can't you?

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Yeah, and a booze -up afterwards. I
don't suppose you'd be interested. I

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somebody's trying to attract your
attention.

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What do you want?

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Come on, Sid.

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You're not keeping your eye on the game.

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You keep your eye on your game. I'll
keep my eye on mine.

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Yes, darling?

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Oh, you do work with any... Yeah, it's
off it.

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Remember me to call in.

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It's yours, Sid. All right. Fine, I've
got it.

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Do you hear that?

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Yeah, for the count.

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I still can't believe it. The spire they
left them all out for 69.

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Yeah, thanks to Sid Clover and Freddie
Truman. Oh, shut up. I wish I'd actually

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done it. Now, now, Turner.

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You look worried.

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I am worried.

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I don't see why.

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Mr. Truman has fully recovered and is
fitted after Boletus.

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That's why I'm worried.

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All ready, Vicar?

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Yes, Cyril. Well, with a bit of luck,
we'll soon knock these off.

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With a bit of luck.

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Not opening, then?

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No, Cyril and I are, Fred.

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That's a pity, but I can wait.

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After you, Vicar.

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Fight the good fight.

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Good luck, Vicar.

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There they go.

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Striding across to the wicket.

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It's a beautiful day here at Fletchley.

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Oh, play until after a moment while the
squire chases a small dog across the

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pitch. He lunges.

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He nearly got it and he misses and the
dog is over the boundary for four.

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And now over to John Arlott for a quick
summing up.

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Knickers.

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Thank you, John Arlott.

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Freddie's taking his run.

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And he bowls.

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Arrest!

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Oh, God.

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What a clean ball to Vicar.

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That was quick. Quick?

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That was vicious quick.

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I don't fancy your chances.

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Oh, well, there's plenty of time. All
we've got to do is knock up 69 runs and

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won't have to face him. I wouldn't bet
on that if I were you. What do you mean?

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Your next man in.

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Me?

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I've never seen Bowling like it.

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Look what he did to my stump.

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Shouldn't he be sent off for that?

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Come on, Turner.

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You're in.

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Uh, yeah.

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Don't you think you ought to go in next?
Me? No, no, Sid. I wouldn't deprive you

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of your moment of glory.

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Come along, Turner. You're holding up
play.

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Yes, right.

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All right, then.

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Oh!

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Oh! It's gone. What's gone? Me, me. It's
gone. What?

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Gone west.

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It's a cartilage, you see, and there's a
steel pin through it, and every now and

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then it gets rusty.

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I'll have to put you in lower down. No,
no, no. I'll struggle out here somehow.

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No, you sit down. I'll put somebody else
in. Well, I don't want to let the side

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down. No, don't you worry.

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We'll only use you if we need to. You're
quite sure, then?

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Absolutely. I'll put Carter in. Thank
you. Oh.

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How long are you going to keep this up,
then?

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Can we knock up 69 runs, mate?

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Yeah. Go!

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Come on, hurry up. You've only got six
to get.

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Your intern up.

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Right.

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Oh!

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It's gone again.

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It's gone again.

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Have you got a rusty pin in each leg?

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00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,920
Pardon? It was the other leg before.

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Yeah, well, it moves about a bit, you
know.

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Well, I would follow its example and get
out there. Yes, right.

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I'm going.

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Turner. Yes?

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You might as well take this.

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Oh, she doesn't get all that big a head.
It will have in a minute.

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00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,720
How do you do?

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00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,120
Hello. The other end, Sidney.

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Why can't you go to the other end? The
other end, friend.

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How many balls left in this over?

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Enough.

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I'll wait in.

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Excuse me, sister.

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00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:10,230
Oh, can I help you? Yes, I've come to
see Mr Sidney Turner.

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Oh, yes. How is he?

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There's no change, I'm afraid, and
there's still no sign of him getting his

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memory back. Think he'd better come home
soon? Not unless he recovers his

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memory, no.

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Oh, my God, he snuffed it.

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Mr Turner, what are you doing under
those bedclothes?

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You've got a visitor.

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00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:34,450
How do you do?

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00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,250
Hello, Sid.

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00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:40,110
Now, look, Sid, I know you don't know
who I am, but I'm Vic, you see.

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00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:41,570
And you're Sid.

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00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,530
And we had a farm, see, Sid?

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We had animals.

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00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:48,990
Animals on the farm, Sid. We had
animals. We had chickens.

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Chickens, eh?

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00:20:52,810 --> 00:20:53,810
Chickens, chickens.

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00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:55,490
Pigs.

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Sheep.

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00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:02,030
Cows. We had cows, Sid.

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Cows.

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00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,100
Great. Yes, Sid? You left one out.

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00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:10,300
Which one?

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00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:11,740
Well,

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00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,360
I was only trying to... Hey!

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00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,180
You call me Vic.

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00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,260
Well, that's your name, isn't it? Oh, it
worked. You got your memory back.

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00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:19,459
I never lost it, mate.

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00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,120
Oh, well, look, I'll go and tell the
doctor. What for?

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00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,860
Well, you must come home. There's plenty
of work to do. Don't be ridiculous.

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00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,600
I've never had it so good. Nurse!

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00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,320
Nurse!

401
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:29,900
I'm getting one of me headaches, nurse.

402
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,300
There, there, Mr. Chair. Oh, that's
lovely.

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00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:36,690
Who is this man? He's worrying me. Make
him go away. No, but Sid, I was... Go

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00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:37,690
away!

405
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,290
You're exciting him.

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00:21:39,710 --> 00:21:41,750
Go. I'm exciting him.

407
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,630
Oh, that's better. Feed me some more
grapes.

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R.

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